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GREG: Good
morning, it’s the Big Idiot Greg Gregory with you. And what a morning
this could be. Minnesota Senate Crisis, Day 731. Can it really be over
two years since the election? It seems like only yesterday that we
cared enough about who would win to actually to have a real news
reporter covering it. And now it’s just me who couldn’t get picked for
my junior high school newspaper. But today could be the day. Today
could be the day that the Minnesota Supreme Court decides this
election. Text me at 123 YOU BIG IDIOT and tell me what you think. And
we have here in our studio the manager of the Coleman campaign, Jeff
Jiffy. Could this be the day Jeff?
JEFF: Probably
not, Greg.
GREG: That's Idiot. Call me Idiot.
JEFF: Idiot?
GREG: That's my
name. The Big Idiot.
JEFF: Okay.
Well, Idiot, we thought it would be the day about six months ago and
then we thought it would be the day a few more times after that, so we
don’t really know if today is the day.
GREG: Okay,
but there is reason for optimism, is there not? We understand the Court
has now obtained hair samples from every one of the 12 million voters
and matched them up with DNA samples taken from the voting machines and
they now have perfect matches on all but 399 voters.