February 15, 2010
RADICAL GAGS
Action
of the Month: Push for a national jobs program that will extend
unemployment benefits, hire workers to rebuild schools, roads, and
energy facilities, and fund community banks to lend to small
businesses. Join up with the AFL-CIO Working
Families E-Activist Network and they'll show you how.
In this week's Radical Gags Weekly:
| THE SKETCHES: The Party's Over -- Giving Ignorance a Bad Name NEW! Don't Bayh It -- Senator Bayh's Newest Campaign Video God Bless Massachusetts -- A Fox News Special Report Non-Tech Support -- Being Alive Is a Job THE TRUNK -- Over 100 topical sketches, indexed by issue |
The Party's Over
GARY: Hi, I’m
Gary Pitts and I know where Obama was really born.
MAYBELLE: Yes sir. Well Gary, my name is Maybelle, and we are so
thrilled that the National Tea Party Convention has chosen to hire us
to cater their special dinner. So welcome to Nashville.
GARY: Thank you so much, Maybelle. We asked the convention center to
recommend a local caterer and they spoke very highly of you. So I guess
you must really believe that Obama is a Nazi and a socialist just like
we do.
MAYBELLE: You know I don’t get into politics too much, I’m just a
Tennessee country gal, so why don’t we talk about what you folks would
like to have for dinner.
GARY: We sure can, Maybelle. And you know why?
MAYBELLE: Why?
GARY: Because the federal government is a bunch of sodomizers.