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In this week's Radical Gags:

You Want Soup or Congress?

Merlene Discusses Her Strengths and Weaknesses and Where She Would Like To Be In Five Years

But If You Just Tried a Foreclosure, You Might Really Like It

We Can't Create Any More Jobs Because If We Did, Someone Might Get Sunburn
 
THE TRUNK -- Over a hundred archived sketches, indexed by topic.



YOU WANT SOUP OR CONGRESS?

GB: Order. The second meeting of the Super Congress of the United States will now come to order.

THE SULK: Yeah, big freaking deal.

GB: Order. Our task is to cut the budget deficit by $1.5 trillion and we are going to do it, or my name isn’t the Green Banterer.

WM: I want to eat. When do we eat?

GB: Shut up, Wider Man. We have more important things to do. Stupor Man will now read the minutes of the last meeting.

STUPOR MAN: If that was the last meeting, why are we having another one?


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